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Carrie Scary Steven King Movie Review 5 Stars

Carrie Scary Steven King Movie Review 5 Stars

A few days ago, I watched the Carrie movie. I cannot say which Carrie movie I watched. It has like a million versions, each one bloodier than the last. I think it was the 2002 version. Carrie is one of Steven King's horror movie classic. It is about a shy girl with telekinesis powers. Carrie has a very overprotective, hyper religious mother. She has been raising Carrie to be a saint. Carrie resents her mother's rearing.

Wild Wild West Cool Western Action Comedy 5 Stars Worthy Movies

The Wild Wild West is one of my favorite Western movies. I like it because of the acting of Will Smith. There he plays a gun ho' government agent, names James West. He is the kind of man who shoots first and ask questions later. One day, he gets paired up with a scientist/ agent,named Artemus Gordon, who is into fancy gadgets. Together, they make an amassing duel... when they are not at each other's throats.

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The Day After Tomorrow My Fav Stormy Movie 5 Stars Worthy

"The Day after Tomorrow" is my favorite Storm movie. To start the review, I will tell you a bit about the plot. The main character is a scientist who predicted a new ice age. One day, his predictions start coming true. All over the world, massive storms start surfacing. The problem is that the guy who can do something about it hates his guts. Needless to say, he choose a bad time to make enemies of the Vice President.

The Last Supper Cuban Movie Edition 5 Stars Worthy

A few months years ago, I watched the Last Supper. It is a Cuban colonial parody of Jesus's last Supper. One day, a colonial master decided to try a little experiment. He choose 12 slaves to have a Supper with him. Via example, he wanted to teach them a Catholicism. He chose as his Judas a slave that had tried to escape 7 times, and failed.

Los Lobos de Arga,horror movie,comedy movie

Los Lobos de Arga (The Wolves of Arga) Horror Comedy 5 Stars Worthy Movie

A few days ago, I watched a very funny horror comedy. It was a film made in Spain. Anyhow, the movie starts with a werewolf legend. An evil rich chick wanted a kid. Since her husband was not providing it for her, she tried other men. Eventually, a gypsy clan visited her home. She fell in love with one of them and forced him to bear her son. To hide the rumor that her son was a bastard, she butchered the entire gypsy clan.

Juan of the Dead,Juan de los Muertos,cuban movie

Juan of the Dead Zombie Cuban Comedy 5 Stars Worthy Movie Review

Juan of the Dead or Juan de lost Muertos is the Cuban answer to Shaun of the Dead. Like that comedy, it is the tale of an average Joe's fight against the zombies. The tale begins with Juan and his friend fishing. Juan is the narrator of the story. He describes how he is a survivor. He survived two wars, the special period and what followed. For those that do not know, the Special period was a time when the food in Cuba was seriously rationed.

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel,cute movie,Judi Dench

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Comedy Drama Movie 5 Stars Worthy

Today, I wanted to review "The best exotic marigold hotel". I want to review the movie, not the hotel. A few weeks ago, I got around to watching the movie. I mostly liked it because it had my two favorite actresses. The first one is Judi Dench, the boss of James Bond. In this movie, she played a newly widowed woman. The second actress that I liked is Maggie Smith, from like a billion movies that I have watched. In this movie, she played an ex housekeeper that was fired after she trained her replacement.

Elizabeth the golden age,Queen Elizabeth,red dress

Elizabeth: The Golden Age 5 Stars Worthy Historical Movie Review

A few months ago, I got around to watching the Queen Elizabeth movie. I knew her history rather well. However, that still did not stopped me from enjoying the movie. Like we all know, Queen Elizabeth defeated the Spanish armada and fixed the British economy. Her most important innovation was the decapitation of her cousin Mary Stuart.

Good For Nothing Odd Western Comedy Movie Review 5 Stars

Good For Nothing is a very odd western movie. The plot is very simple. It is about a murderous cowboy who want to sleep with a British lady he kidnapped. The lady was traveling west to her family's plantation. On the way, this cowboy shot her escorts and took her with him. He tried to sleep with her, however, his dick had "broken".

Sister Act,Sister Act movie,Whoopie Goldberg

Sister Act 1 and 2 Music Comedy Movies Reviews 5 Stars Worthy

Today, I wanted to review the Sister Act movies. Both featured the hilarious actress Whoopi Goldberg. She play the singer Dolores. The movie starts with Dolores at school. She is making many pranks as a little girl in her Catholic school. Her teacher warns her where she will end up if she keeps up that attitude. It turns out that the nun was prophetic about Dolorers's future. She did ended up singing in a random club in Las Vegas.

The Fifth Element,Milla Jovovich,5 stars

The Fifth Element 5 Stars Worthy Futuristic Movie Review

The Fifth Element was a 5 stars worthy futuristic movie. I watch it whenever it is on TV. The movie is about the perfect woman. This perfect woman is the 5th element. Her name is Leeloo and she is played by the action hottie Milla Jovovich. She is a weapon created to combat the ultimate evil. Every few millenniums, this Ultimate Evil comes to earth. Whenever it arrives, some aliens bring the 5th element to planet Earth to destroy it. The movie starts with all the elements being removed by their guardians.

The Producers 2005 Musical Comedy 5 Stars Worthy

Today, I wanted to review the Producers 2005. It is a remake of the first Producers movie. The movie is about two friends who try to make a terrible musical. It was their hope to swindle the money of the investors for themselves. In order to carry out their plans, they sought the worst screenplay ever written. The musical they chose was "Springtime for Hitler". It was an ode to Adolf Hitler. It was guaranteed to be the worst play ever written.

Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2 Cool Martial Arts Movies Review 5 Stars

Today, I wanted to review both of volumes of the Kill Bill movies. I watched the second part first. However, for orderly purposes, I will start with the first movie. Like we all know, Kill Bill is a tale of revenge. The protagonist is played by Uma Thurman. She is ought to Kill Bill and the Viper Assassination Squad that ruined her wedding. The first revenge mission shown in this movie took place at the home of one of the Vipers. The Bride killed her before the Viper's daughter.

The Matrix Trilogy Futuristic Movies Review 5 Stars

I do not need to tell you that the Matrix movies are 5 stars worthy movies. I also do not need to tell you what they are about. The Matrix is the tale of the blue pill and the red pill. Neo, who choose the red pill saw the world for what it truly was. Frankly, I liked the first movie a hell of a lot. Its exaggerations where believable. By the time of the third movie, the battles seemed like a duel between two super men.

Ghost 1990 5 Stars Worthy Love Movie Review

A few years ago, I watched the Ghost movie. It is one of my favorite movies. It has both a dark and bright outlook of the afterlife. The main character was a guy who was murdered. Now, he is a Ghost. He first found out that he was dead when he went to the hospital. The whole passing through walls things also helped to convince him that he was totally dead.

Beetlejuice Horror Comedy 5 stars Worthy Movie Review

Beetlejuice was a great horror comedy. I watched this movie when I was a little kid. I also watched it whenever it was on TV. In any case, this movie is about a cute couple. In order to compensate for their infertility, they spent their time decorating their home. The day they finished they had a little accident. Needless to say, they did not survived that accident.

I, Robot Futuristic Movie 5 Stars Worthy

I, Robot was a pretty cool movie. Apparently, it was based on a book written by Isaac Asimov. I have it in my home. I will eventually get around to read it. On the meantime, I want to review the movie. What I liked most about the movie was the acting of Will Smith. There he played a police officer who hated robots. Mostly, because one had saved him, instead of a little kid. Had the robot been a human, he would have bothered to save the little kid. As such, he hates the cold logical thinking of robots.

The Bucket List,Morgan Freeman,Jack Nicholson

The Bucket List 5 Stars Worthy Grim Comedy Movie

About two years ago, I watched "The Bucket List" with my family. "The Bucket List" is one of those movies that you like to see often, despite its sad ending. It kinda makes you feel better about your impending demise. Like you all know, we all will die at some point or other. The only difference is that the characters in this movie knew when they would die.

death becomes her,Madeline Ashton, 5 stars

Death Becomes Her Horror Comedy Review 5 Stars Worthy

I like the Death Becomes Her movie. I seen it like a million times. I still enjoy it, even after all this time. For those that never saw the movie, the film is about a love triangle. Two women are fighting over a man. One is the beautiful blondy Madeline Ashton. At the start of the film, she appears in the parodied version of Sweet Bird of Youth. In that performance, she steals the heart of her best friend's fiance.

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The Shadow of the Vampire Odd Horror Movie Review

A few days ago, I watched a pretty odd vampire horror movie. It was a fictional account of the making of the Nosferatu movie. For being a horror movie, I found it quite hilarious in a sickening fashion. It is not as if the movie was aiming to be funny. I simply found many of the situations hilarious. The first part that made me laugh was when Count Orlok entered the scene. It really did freaked out the actor playing Jonathan.